by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023
Get the Dorky Dorky Literature Clubmug. A paid-up member of a “big box” warehouse who solicits his bargain-shopping privileges to other folks who have less-affluent lifestyles, and who therefore would wish to also purchase ordinary grocery/household items at bulk-package prices, but who either cannot comfortably afford the outrageously-steep membership-fees that the bulk-package warehouses charge, or who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the fees. The problem, of course, is that the opportunistic member engages in "chiseling": he does not merely ask to be reimbursed just for his actual expenses in procuring the items for these lower-income folks --- i.e., the total amount of the purchased items plus the cost of any additional gas that he’d consume in the course of obtaining/delivering the purchases --- but also charges a hefty “shopper’s fee” for his “services”… yes, it would be an amount that’s still somewhat less than the total savings compared to what the items would have cost in a “regular” store, but still considerably more than the frugal-by-necessity folks for whom he’s shopping would have wanted to spend to obtain their items in the first place.
Members-only warehouses should quit charging such exorbitant fees to their paying customers --- it creates a fertile breeding-ground for Sam's Club chiselers.
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
Get the Sam's Club chiselermug. 
by A really big weirdo August 27, 2025
Get the Club Penguinmug. in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits
by Joey Schlezball April 7, 2024
Get the Clubmug. by Stinner July 6, 2018
Get the Pipe Clubmug. Noun or Verb
dŭb klŭb
(past tense= Dub Clubbed)
1. When a player beats their opponent by 20-29 points in a basketball (sometimes football) video game.
2. When a player is winning by 20 before the game is over. However, the losing player has a shot at redemption to get it under 20 points in one offensive possession so that the game can continue as normal. If the losing player does not score in the offensive possession and the winning player gets possession back, the winning player has to ask if the losing player gives up and wants the result to be a 20 point "L" OR if they want to continue. If the losing player chooses to continue, they have a chance to bring it back and either win or make it a respectable loss OR the result can end up being a 30 ball (lose by 30), a 40 ball (lose by 40), a 50 burger (lose by 50), etc.
dŭb klŭb
(past tense= Dub Clubbed)
1. When a player beats their opponent by 20-29 points in a basketball (sometimes football) video game.
2. When a player is winning by 20 before the game is over. However, the losing player has a shot at redemption to get it under 20 points in one offensive possession so that the game can continue as normal. If the losing player does not score in the offensive possession and the winning player gets possession back, the winning player has to ask if the losing player gives up and wants the result to be a 20 point "L" OR if they want to continue. If the losing player chooses to continue, they have a chance to bring it back and either win or make it a respectable loss OR the result can end up being a 30 ball (lose by 30), a 40 ball (lose by 40), a 50 burger (lose by 50), etc.
1. I played Craig in 2k last night and I hit him with a dub club
2. I played Karen in 2k yesterday and I sent her to the dub club.
3. Aye, ya boy got dub clubbed in the first quarter. At least he was smart enough to not continue once I got the board.
2. I played Karen in 2k yesterday and I sent her to the dub club.
3. Aye, ya boy got dub clubbed in the first quarter. At least he was smart enough to not continue once I got the board.
by Tumeg2108 May 21, 2024
Get the Dub Clubmug.