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Pockets

Warm sacks for human hands.
Me: I never use these sweatshirt sacks for hands
Someone smarter: you mean pockets?
Me: ...sweatshirts sacks
by Girthymommy March 13, 2019
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Pocket Snacks

A multipurpose snack kept in ones pocket for not only emergency purposes, but for hungover mornings, when you’re high and on the go, and after work shifts when you’re at the bar and they’ve already closed the flat top down.
Pauly: “yo Dom you got any pocket snacks on you?”

Dom: “yeah I got some over in my jacket on the bar”

(Both Pauly and Dom look over at the bar to see someone checking his pockets)

Dom: “HEY! DONT TOUCH MY POCKET SANDWHICH!”
by Naenae42069 March 17, 2019
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pocket pasta

a sexual act in which you shove spaghetti (or any other type of pasta) into your partner's rectum.
Yo, have you pocket pasta'd Ben yet? You have to try it it's so fun.
by TR00TH May 28, 2019
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Weird dick pocket

1. The weird over-flapping piece of fabric that is at the front of the boxers.

2. A gaggle of dudes hanging out in the corner at a party, avoiding women.
1. Why do your boxers have that weird dick pocket?

2. Look at those weird dick pockets, hanging out in the corner.
by The d pocket June 1, 2019
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You got a rock in your pocket?

A response used when someone includes you in their plans without asking, to which you would respond if the 'we' they are referring to is them and the rock in their pocket.
"Yeah, we're going to that concert tomorrow night"
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."
by Palumboss June 3, 2019
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Crayon in the back pocket

Someone who has a very tight tight relationship with children.
George O'Donnell is a "crayon in the back pocket" kind of guy. A super-hero of sorts.
by t3chth1rt33n June 13, 2019
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Cold Pocket

A Cold Pocket is a hot pocket that has been put in the microwave for 14 years but the middle is still colder than your heart. Similar to a hot pocket. Can also mean a pocket that you peed in for a midnight snack.
cold pocket lol haha funni - jeffaroni rigatoni
by largenumber7 August 13, 2019
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