club card flowers

Flowers from a grocery store

Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."

Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"

by qac_3 November 5, 2010

Caveman club

A long Hairy clit that was once a man but now a women

I was surprised to find It had a caveman club between her legs instead of just a vagina

by Hay girl 82 December 25, 2023

rock bottom club

Having sex on a Greyhound Bus; The opposite of the mile high club

Jack: How was the ride down?

Joe: It was awesome! I joined the Rock Bottom Club

by MontezumaPython December 14, 2016

yacht clubbing

An epicurean endeavor in which multiple gentlemen inhabiting the same hot tub comradely coax each other’s members into climax. Or in the colloquial “jerk each other off”. While a yacht is only a preferred venue, top hats and monocles are essential for the proper ambiance.

Gentleman1: I say!: after considering the rather dreary obligation of impregnating my own wife, I really could use a weekend of yacht clubbing!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.

Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!

Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!

by AnonymousBloke December 10, 2017

white trash club med

Wal Mart,Win Dixie,Mc Donalds,Waffle House,or any place rednecks congragate.

Do we have to go shop at Wal Mart today.That place is a White Trash Club Med.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

Member of the Mickey Club

A gay person.

By the way, Saturday's party is just for members of the Mickey Club. / This actor plays a straight man in the film, but in fact he's a member of the Mickey Club. / I don't know why he denied being a member of the Mickey Club.

by Faella Linda January 3, 2024

Jackie In The Club

Jackie in the club; an awkward situation that you can't stop watching, but feel worse for having seen it

Girl 1: Did you see Max making out with that fat girl last night?
Girl 2: It was a total Jackie in the Club

by sunshineandhappiness February 4, 2010