cosmic gay

A gay as large as the universe and will one day destroy the whole of existence.

Jake: you big gay.
Alex: you large gay.
Mike: you cosmic gay.
*existence dies*

by cosmic joe April 24, 2020

gay hoagie

Simps that dick ride those who are older then them and walk like they have a dildo in their ass

That kid cole is such a gay hoagie

by havertown boys = big shlongs April 28, 2020

Watts Is Gay

Watts is a gay cunt who simps for men

Watts is gay he’s dating a man

by DogNutM8 October 28, 2020

Susan Is Gay

My friend thinks simping is cool, what a loser lol.

Me: susan is gay
My friend: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP

by NoobisnotoveratedIdk November 2, 2020

Gay Oven

A woman who - unbeknownst to her at initiation of the relationship - has had two or more boyfriends break up with her resulting from coming out of the closet.

Marry - Hey Mark, so I hear your going out with Heather?
Mark - Yeah, its great - she's so nice and cute.
Marry - So... When are you going to come out of the closet?
Mark - WHAT!?!!?! Uhgghhh... What are you talking about?
Marry - You know Heather is a Gay Oven right? Her last 3 boyfriends broke up with her because they were gay.

by Ca$hMan July 13, 2012

Gay space

The term given to the seat(s) that must be left empty between you and another male if you're going to see a movie with at least 1 other male friend, so that it doesn't look like you're both 2 homosexuals on a date.

Dude 1: Hey let's sit here!
Dude 2: Um yeah ok move over a seat bro we gotta have gay space.

by run_dcm July 20, 2012

Gay Willie

When you have sex with another man dressed like a stranded islander and during sex you headbutt him and he kicks you out of the house.

Frank: I can't believe that guy pulled a Gay Willie on me last night.
Dan: What did you do to him?
Frank: I kicked him out of the house!

by TheGote September 6, 2012