coffin dancing

Tempting fate most likely inviting disastrous consequences.

That boi trying to step to me? This MF straight Coffin Dancing.

by Granny Apple 33 January 22, 2021

sten dancing

A term used by British soldiers during WWII whenever a loaded and cocked sten gun was dropped. The impact would cause it to fire in every directions until the magazine would be empty.

Soldier 1: theres at least 3 Germans in that house.

Soldier 2 : *tosses Sten in the house*

Soldier 1: Looks like there was 3 Germans in that house.

Soldier 2: Sten Dancing 😎

by Crashy873 February 4, 2024

River Dance

The dance someone does when they unexpectedly fall into a cold river.

"Did you see that turtle in the river?"

"No."

"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."

(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)

"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"

"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"

by Adybug April 1, 2010

Dancing Lance

When the size of the turd exceeds the allotted space within the toilet bowl. When trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it's journey.

"Damn dude, I had a serious Dancing Lance last night. It took about four flushes before it finally went down."

by toastedfresh October 26, 2017

Romance and Friend-Dance

When you’re really attracted to your friend but not compatible to date, the middle ground between the one-night stand and the true love-making aka “ride-and-bride”is known as a “romance and friend-dance”.

(resubmission of accidental removal)

I don’t think it’s a good idea we date, so what do you say we just “romance and friend-dance” instead at my place?

by candiedbones November 8, 2021

Nebraska Rain Dance

When someone pops the cap off of a relatives ashes, Mixes it with semen and tars it onto their body like a ritual paint, Lights themself on fire and dances til they die.

What a shame, Saw Ron just finished his Nebraska Rain dance.

by BenAids June 1, 2018

Slap Dance

A Sexy Lap dance that always ends with having sexual inter course. Rather is fucking or making love. Or oral or anal sex or all the above.

I want a Slap dance so badly and I will die happily

by The True Jesus Christ December 7, 2021