Dance monkey

The worst song in the history of mankind.

Mother: son, clean your room or else ill make you listen to dance monkey on loop.
Son: yes ma’am.

by Badperson93943 June 5, 2022

microsoft dance

When you have to re-boot your Windows PC to restore basic funcitonality.

I cannot get Word to open up so that I can write a scathing letter to Bill, so I must first re-boot my PC by doing the Microsoft Dance

by tom345 August 9, 2010

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

Monkey Dance

An act being performed by someone's command which is meant to make superiorities look inferior to you.

Pronoun: A man forced government intruders on his device to perform a type of Monkey Dance.

Noun: I just forced a government whigger to do something funny and humiliating.

The governments performed the monkey dance infront of Jonathan. Also mentioned as the Whigger dance; it is multi-series act of performances and intrusions of devices. Say the Chinese government was targeting your device, and you see remote desktop control symptoms. It never happens before or after. But somehow you get them to do it again on command, many times. Whiggers is a word coming from an Adult Swim show, it means wind cyclone slaves (Humor on slavery).....look, it's not me that likes slavery; I just don't know what else to call it. This is coming from someone that has done this, proving this person has proven himself superior to intelligence agencies. This might as well be one of the most official definitions here.

by Brian Swonson March 24, 2024

Practicing my dance moves

A way to describe pleasuring yourself.

I’m still in bed practicing my dance moves.

by Jessica’s feet October 8, 2017

Break-dance

Breaks you and your soul while you dance whilst making you feel on cocaine and LSD whilst breaking and spraining a few hand and legs

My brother is in the hospital because he was doing some Break-dance.

by Degenerate car November 4, 2021

Banana Dance

An exotic dance performed by a naked male, which involves much thrusting of the hips (to visibly move his appendage). Guaranteed to cheer up a partner.

OMG my hubby did the banana dance for me last night. Really cheered me up.

by Thrust Levers October 13, 2022