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Car-strate

When you are without keys, your car is in the shop, or otherwise out of your hands for any given period of time.
"Man, my old lady's got the keys. I'm car-strated for two days!
by satanpentigram666 October 8, 2010
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bosuzoku car

a car with rather "wierd" customizations. Big ass spoiler, splitter and exhaust, and to top it all of a flashy livery. btw it doesnt really work like it should. idiots would call it rice.
Idiot: Your car is soo RicEeEe omg.
Car Owner: First off, its my car. Second off its a f-ing bosuzoku car.
by helldriving January 15, 2022
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Car Insid-'er Joke

A specific type of joke where you name a part from a very specific model/year of car as part of a sex joke.
'I can't bust a nut without a poster of 2001 Toyata Corolla wrapped around my head'

'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'

'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'
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Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars!

Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars! is a term used in the redneck community to well, signal their love for boobs, sports, beer, tits and cars. They'll mostly shout this during a sport.
Redneck 1: Dude!!! They fucking scored we won!
Reneck 2: Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars!
by SkailusLOL August 20, 2020
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E.R. Car

The term "E.R. Car" is used to illustrate how much money a trip to a local hospital emergency room (local E.R.) will cost. So if the typical price of a car runs anywhere from $5,000 to $20,000 for a used car, and then anywhere from $30, 000 to $70,000 for a new car, then it is not unreasonable, in today's American healthcare environment, to equate the price of one car to the cost of one emergency room visit.

A similar term is "E.R. House," used to describe the cost of emergency room care for a truly catastrophic medical situation where the price of just one emergency room visit equates to the price of a buying a house.
"I got taken to the emergency room in an ambulance, and after all the x-Rays, all the blood work, all the CT scans and after consulting with four different specialists, the emergency room sent me home and then billed me for over $45,000. That was my first ever E.R. Car in my whole life, and I hope it was my last."
by Innocent Byproduct March 2, 2024
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car cum house

Dirty hovel with wheels; nary cleaned and commonly used for copulation.
Baby, I really want to take you home, but right now I'm staying in my buddies car cum house.
by darkfeone July 31, 2016
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Car Shield

Also known as Carapacesshield, car shield is actually so funny and totally isn't a pedo!
Dupainaenae: “someone made me a naenae simp page”
Car Shield: “HERLPPPP”
by Naenae 🥺🦵 July 1, 2021
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