A Brazilian phone call: “I want to lay the side of my face on your cheek and communicate with you through your butthole.”
by JayeKaye October 6, 2025
Get the Brazilian phone callmug. by Totally not Phillay November 9, 2015
Get the A Callemug. Ryu Is A Telefang Character Called Osio; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl with perianal abscesses become eagles.
Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing that axolotls with perianal abscesses become eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu Is A Telefang Character Called Osio; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu Is A Telefang Character Called Osio; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025
Get the Ryu Is A Telefang Character Called Osio; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.mug. Equivalent to calling BS, but when you're playing Flappy Bird and you deem your loss unfair because it didn't seem like the bird went anywhere near the pipe, rather into the pipe's invisible hit box. So it's as if someone unfairly shot your bird down with a sniper rifle.
Almost gonna beat my high score! :D 71, 72, 73,.........FUUUUCK!!! NO WAY DUDE, I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THAT SHIT. I'M CALLING SNIPER RIFLE, FUCK THIS GAME! *tosses phone across the room*
by Your Actual Mother February 7, 2014
Get the I'm calling Sniper Riflemug. You know that one game that every 60 year old child moelester plays o get some crispy toes. Oh also where there’s tents everywhere cause everyone camps. Wait, also the second you spawn the whole us army is up your ass trying to kill you.
Person 1 (jimmy):call of duty is gay
Person 2 (Thomas): and that’s when Thomas called bullshit and took out his rpg-7 in the middle of class for his tidies.
Person 2 (Thomas): and that’s when Thomas called bullshit and took out his rpg-7 in the middle of class for his tidies.
by Toesucker112 February 12, 2020
Get the Call of dutymug. 
Front- Butt dial… when a lovely lady, perchance/accidentally calls her friend from the front butt …
When you get a call from your girlfriend and everything is just mufffffffled
When you get a call from your girlfriend and everything is just mufffffffled
by Mnm6969 September 18, 2025
Get the Clam Callmug.