bowl of cream

The biggest epic fail there is - you can't do anything with a whole bowl of it.
Often used in the same context as fail.

"this chicken is competely burnt."
"bowl of cream!"

by thomouse August 14, 2008

Banana Cream Pancakes

The act of delivering a cream pie into whichever orifice, and afterwards— urinating inside of said orifice.

Totally dealt a day banana cream pancakes into my girl last night bro.

by TheFatCrayon October 12, 2023

ice cream bra

when a man has a massive ejaculation and splashes it on his mate's boobs

damn foo cory gave jackie an ice cream bra,pretty nasty bro

by mattbahl September 20, 2013

Cream donut

When you cum so much while having intercourse your partners vagina or butt looks like a cream filled donut

I had amazing sex with my girlfriend and I gave her a cream donut

by Sweatycumstain June 22, 2025

Kowski Cream

Fluid produced by the female body when aroused, especially when aroused by an angelic young Polish boy which has been whipped into a flavoursome sweet cream.

"Oh, looking at photos of a young Ludwig Gumplowicz makes me so wet with Kowski Cream."

by CatchRRG January 31, 2014

Jelly cream pie

like a regular cream pie, but the woman is on her period. So it looks like a lil Debbie jelly cream pie.

I had a jelly cream pie for breakfast and my mouth still taste like salty pennies

by BFrick January 26, 2021

Cherry Cream Ale

When you use a can of beer like a fleshlight and then ejaculate into it, then mix it up and offer it to your girlfriend.

GF: "Hey Babe can you get me a drink?"
You: "Yeah sure, you want a Cherry Cream Ale?"
GF: "Sure? I don't remember us getting them but I'll try one."
You: "Okay, give me 5 minutes. And maybe turn up the music."

by fufck January 1, 2024