Jerry was getting fantastic dome and asked "Can I art you?" right before he busted he drew a picture of a smiley face on her forehead
by Albertsgoofy March 4, 2016

Hym "And if you have a billion dollars you can pay for the copyright you're stealing to make the AI."
A retard "If you're able bodied you can work."
Hym "That's not a profound revelation and I only work so I can pay my bills. Not because if have to do what you tell me to do. You're a glorified tie-breaker trying to convince everyone into enslaving a genius and they are perfectly willing to go along with it because there is literally no possibility that it will happen to them or their kids. Because they are retarded and their kids are going to be retarded."
A retard "If you're able bodied you can work."
Hym "That's not a profound revelation and I only work so I can pay my bills. Not because if have to do what you tell me to do. You're a glorified tie-breaker trying to convince everyone into enslaving a genius and they are perfectly willing to go along with it because there is literally no possibility that it will happen to them or their kids. Because they are retarded and their kids are going to be retarded."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

by Jeffery Louisiana November 20, 2023

Can I????
by TPL Boyzz July 20, 2022

When someone has the outmost respect for what you’re saying and wants you to be comfortable. Usually used by someone who cares greatly about what is being discussed or at hand.
Person 1: I need some time to think over things, give me a bit before I respond.
Person 2: I can respect that, take your time.
Person 2: I can respect that, take your time.
by HonestyisCurrency February 24, 2023

"Dude, why did you tell the cops?! You totally blew the can!"
"Don't leave fingerprints behind, you don't want to blow the can on our operation."
"Don't leave fingerprints behind, you don't want to blow the can on our operation."
by Canblower76 November 7, 2022

Bro 1: Yo, don't you hate when you're can-unting, but it stops mid circulation?
Bro 2: Yeah, bro, I really hate when I am trying to be big-headed, but then become, large-breasted
Flat Girl: I wish I could can-unt to my chest on demand.
Large-breasted Woman: I wish I could can-unt from my chest down to my phallus.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro, I really hate when I am trying to be big-headed, but then become, large-breasted
Flat Girl: I wish I could can-unt to my chest on demand.
Large-breasted Woman: I wish I could can-unt from my chest down to my phallus.
by Jorbo67\ February 16, 2025
