How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you

Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.

JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

by G-F0rc3 August 13, 2017

can of bully

Redhill. Can of Redbull

Gonna pop to the shops for a bully.
Want a can of bully?

by ILikePie30509 September 14, 2020

dirty oil can

When a man and a women lay head to head and pee on each other

Hey can I get a dirty oil can

by Corneales mcdoon May 15, 2018

Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell

Lose the game you're trying to play or lose a child. Now.

Hym "Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

I put you in this world and i can take you right outta it

A thing most black parents say when their kid is misbehaving either in public or at home

Mom: Go do the damn dishes its been 3 hours
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it

by isa6elita August 25, 2022

Can

Can is a man of his word, a very smart and talented fella.
He also likes to get fucked by his girlfriend's 20cm wiener.

Person A: Is that Can?
Person B: Yeah, and that must be his girlfriend with the 20cm schlong.

by Zibidi November 21, 2021

Can

Can is a fair man but he likes hard sex. He is charming and can change your life. He has a good influence on women and an arrogant manner towards strange men. Many underestimate him even though he has a lot of potential. Date Can and you will experience something completely new.

Can Geddson the best man

by Geddson November 22, 2021