insult meant to describe someone that is so ugly they must have a bag over their head to make them pleasing enough to let them perform oral sex
by lcheshire September 12, 2006
Get the choo bag mug.1. A bag bought in supermarkets to be kept and reused many times.
2. A womanly part (or a lady with) that is vacuous in size - thus allowing storage of everyday shopping items, eliminating the need for a single-use plastic bag.
3. A wife
2. A womanly part (or a lady with) that is vacuous in size - thus allowing storage of everyday shopping items, eliminating the need for a single-use plastic bag.
3. A wife
Took a girl back to mine on Saturday, when it got to it and I saw her moose's hoof it was so loose and big - she had a right bag for life.
by Fat Sam111111 March 22, 2013
Get the Bag For Life mug.This is when the thickness of woman's thighs, coupled with her vaginal pelvic muscles, literally squeezes out the semen of a man's penetrated penis. Thus acting like a hand squeezing frosting out of a pastry bag.
"My girlfriends legs are so thick, and her pussy muscles are so strong, she literally squeezed the cum out of my cock! Like a Pastry Bag"
by Mr. Prescott May 18, 2010
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Other tools (or douche bags) for dirty pussies:
Talentless guys who sing and play guitar to bag dumb women. Magicians.
Most guys on MTV reality shows.
All the guys on the Jersey Shore.
Guys that brag about their cars, pre-med, or pre-law.
Musclemen that insist on showing their muscles off.
etc.
Other tools (or douche bags) for dirty pussies:
Talentless guys who sing and play guitar to bag dumb women. Magicians.
Most guys on MTV reality shows.
All the guys on the Jersey Shore.
Guys that brag about their cars, pre-med, or pre-law.
Musclemen that insist on showing their muscles off.
etc.
Person 1: "Did you hear Mike butcher that song while he flexed his muscles, trying to impress that skank?"
Person 2: "Even without the spray on tan and hard spiked hair, he's still a Royal Douche Bag".
Person 2: "Even without the spray on tan and hard spiked hair, he's still a Royal Douche Bag".
by the real rabidsmurf, MAG May 18, 2011
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by the sweede August 19, 2009
Get the Cret-Bag mug.When young, horny, impoverished males want to score but refuse to spring the money for a condom. Instead, they strap an empty cheeto bag on their dick with a rubber band as a form of contraception.
Can also refer to taking a heedless risk that is easily preventable by expending minimal effort, such as moving a settler outside your cultural boarders in Civilization without a military escort.
Can also refer to taking a heedless risk that is easily preventable by expending minimal effort, such as moving a settler outside your cultural boarders in Civilization without a military escort.
"Baby aren't you gonna use a condom?"
"Nah, I got this cheeto bag here... Can you hand me that rubber band though?"
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Alan: "Ok settlers done and I'm moving him over to that plains hill"
Carl: "Wait do you have a warior to escort it?"
Alan: "Nah... Ima cheeto bag this guy... Itll be fiiiiiinnnnnee."
Lion: "Roar"
Alan: "Damn it"
"Nah, I got this cheeto bag here... Can you hand me that rubber band though?"
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Alan: "Ok settlers done and I'm moving him over to that plains hill"
Carl: "Wait do you have a warior to escort it?"
Alan: "Nah... Ima cheeto bag this guy... Itll be fiiiiiinnnnnee."
Lion: "Roar"
Alan: "Damn it"
by Mansa Musa September 10, 2010
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