Apple

A BLUE AND WHITE FRUIT THAT IS RELATED TO BILL COSBEY AND EATS ELECTRONIC TOASTERS. IF YOU EAT AN APLLE YOU WILL BECOME PURPLE. APPLES ARE BETTER THAN BLUEBERRIES AND ORANGES BECAUSE THOSE FRUITS CANT TO YOGA!

Kid- Whoa that apple knows Bill Cosby.
Apple- Ya want some Weed.

by AflackToasterhahahahaha April 01, 2018

apple

the act of shitting yourself and then eating an apple for self pleasure

i think im gonna go have an apple after school

by discordkitten21 March 12, 2024

Apple

A fruit that grows mainly on trees

Thats one nice apple

by MAMA JASELYONO February 22, 2018

apple

doctor repellent

an apple a day keep my doctor away from my bedroom cuz he rapes me every night

by I dont like minors trust June 15, 2024

apple

doctor repellent

an apple a day keep my doctor away from my bedroom cuz he rapes me every night

by I dont like minors trust June 15, 2024

Apple

the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin red or green skin and crisp flesh. Many varieties have been developed as dessert or cooking fruit or for making cider.

“I’m going to eat this apple!”

by RealDefinitions28409 December 19, 2017

Apple

Ummmmm an apple is a big red fruit. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THIS UP!!!! It’s a juicy red small fruit, DUMB BOOTY!!!

Me: “Do you want an apple?”

Person: “ what is that?”
Me very disappointed: “......”

by Helen herhandez December 01, 2018