Alex Zhang

Mister mysterious. Owns 3 cats. Of which there is one orange cat who often is found stuck in nearby trees. Part of the sigma six and the savage seven, often affiliated with the nigga nine. Absolutely savage and all his cats are scared shitless of his presence. Absolutely.

Person 1: Hello
Alex Zhang: Baaaabababaaa
Person 1: Shut up please. Alex zhang.
Alex Zhang: Do not speak with such distaste in the presence of a nigga nine member.

Person 1: ..

by hardhitter1992 October 16, 2023

Alex

SIMP

Alex is a SIMP. Period

by Peter ;) October 16, 2023

Alex Lifeson

One of the hottest guitarists to ever walk this Earth. He's got a gorgeous Serbian face with pouty lips, and the biggest dick known to man.

Female Rush fan: "Do you even know how HOT Alex Lifeson is?!"
Male Rush fan: "Tell me about it, even *I'm* head over heels!"

by PermanentRadiowaves October 24, 2023

Alex rider

This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.

Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.

But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack

"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

alex

the best boyfriend ever who deserves the world. he is caring sweet pretty and just a overall amazing person i will always remember him

me(his gf) alex is so amazing

random girl... you are so right

me(his gf) i hope you die ugly slut

by anonymous November 16, 2023

Alex Vazquez

The biggest dick man i’m talking he has to hang it over his soldier and he is very sexy and needs a big booty latina in his life

Whoa look at Alex Vazquez with his big meat.

by Imortalz.net fans aka everyone November 19, 2023

Alexes

Alexes is the most trusting and loving person you’ll ever meet. She’s kind, sweet, understanding, she’s that type of friend who’s there by you side no matter what. Shes rarely ever mean unless it’s in a silly way. Once you get to know Alexes and start to get comfortable she will be the funniest person you’ll know. If you know and or like an Alexes make sure to treat her the best because she deserves the world.

Love you Alexes! -ARC

“Alexes? Yeah that’s my bestfriend! I love her so much, she’s my favorite person ever.”

by Doooooooookiiieeeeee November 19, 2023