spaghetti toes

Having long stringy almost noodle like toes with rescinding toe nails. Often associated with poor smelling feet and high dorito consumption.

Phil: "Look how long and noodlely jonathan's toes are!"
Jackson: "Yup, Jonathans got a bad case of spaghetti toes."

by fuzzdonkey December 12, 2017

Steel toe sandals

Noun:
A pair of old work boots that you wear without socks.

"Hey could you help me with something outside."
"Yeah just let me get my steel toe sandals."

by Kid with assburgars September 1, 2021

Missle toe

A rapid or Swift kick in the ass resulting in your toe entering someone's anus.

Carl is such an idiot, he got missle toed.

by Villan rich May 14, 2020

Malemel Toe

When wearing tight pants the dick and balls are smooshed together to form the appearance of a camel toe.

Sure, Anthony's butt looks good in those pants, but everyone’s watching him because he's exhibiting major malemel toe.

by pongrizzle September 19, 2021

toe bungle

a sock with a bunch of holes at the end

I got dressed too fast this morning and accidently put on a toe bungle.

by whoisgary November 29, 2016

Twinkle Toes

A weird nickname. BUT, the person that got nicknamed this must have been very good at everything. He must've destroyed Yoda constantly at skribl. You should bow down to him right now and give him all ur items in Dank Memer. If u don't listen to him. You will have bad luck for the rest of ur life and turn into an ant the next day. And coincidentally, Twinkle Toes will have ant killing spray in his hands and has spotted.

You should listen to Twinkle Toes for he is the best.

by Twinkie the best April 23, 2021

Toe sinking

Picture a wet Willy… but with your toe.
I.E. licking your toe then sticking in someone’s ear.

Awe man… that’s gross… stop toe sinking me!

by Songbird2000 June 7, 2022