carpet hair

a buzz cut that's shorter than 1 inch
Ed: Why did you say that Andy has carpet hair?

Kelly: His hair looks like a piece of thread-bare wall to wall carpeting that was cut out and glued to his head.
by prairiefairy May 15, 2010
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fart hairs

the little straggling hairs around a girls butthole that she misses. Usually because they are too close to the butthole to get. These hairs are longer than normal.
Hitting my girl from behind, I spread her cheeks and saw the fart hairs around her anus.
by RhodeIslandwords November 03, 2017
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Burning Hair

To have sex with
Am I'm still gonna be able to burn hair after this procedure?

What were you doing in the back seat?

Man you know, burning hair!
by f1m03 February 22, 2021
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Sand In the Hair

Boojie, uppidity, geechie, stuck-up, thinking your better than someone
"YEAH...I'm going to this wedding so I got to do it uppppp!!!!!!!!!! This person has sand in the hair!
by Caramel493 December 12, 2008
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30 hairs!

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CEHoe Hair

acronym for Chief Executive officer hair, One of the biggest things wrong with America and the biggest threats to the middle class.
Oh man Eric has a wicked case of CEhoe hair! Its bigger than Don Kings!
by Ceojoe March 03, 2009
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december is kick someone who has hair gel day
by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish November 21, 2019
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