Skip to main content

jedi hand-job

To be tossed of without anyone touching you - the way that Jedis do stuff with their mind.
'Oh man, I just cum in my pants'
'You didn't just get Jedi hand-jobbed did you?'
by Dr. Kool August 29, 2006
mugGet the jedi hand-job mug.

hand-penis coordination

(N) the ability to coordinate your piss from a penis with the use of your hands.
haha, his hand-penis coordination sucks. he aimed for the tree and pissed in your eye.
by aiden amazing November 7, 2007
mugGet the hand-penis coordination mug.

Edward Walker Hands

Similar to the game Edward Forty Hands, with the obvious exception that instead of 40's, 200ml bottles of Johnnie Walker are used.

One bottle is duct taped to each hand and cannot be removed until both bottles have been emptied. An extremely dangerous undertaking that should not taken lightly.
Did you see how fucked up Johnny was after playing Edward Walker hands last night?
by Johnny1624 April 23, 2011
mugGet the Edward Walker Hands mug.

Resting Vagina Hands

when a male politician is so scared by a woman that their default position is resting their hands in the shape of a vagina.
Donald Trump met with Angie Merkel and was so frightened that he went right to his Resting Vagina Hands.
by Uncle Joosie July 11, 2018
mugGet the Resting Vagina Hands mug.

left handed compliment

An insult disguised as a compliment.
A left handed compliment would be something like the following..."I like your imperfections. Without them you'd be really hot, but boring."
by NLM1992 July 2, 2009
mugGet the left handed compliment mug.

hand picked carrot

When a lover takes a carrot and fucks their lover in the ass with it. After the recipient is satisfied their lover will "pick" the carrot from their ass and consume it.
I came so hard when John gave me that hand picked carrot, and again when i watched him bite into it and say "what's up, doc?".
by MMar775 January 7, 2011
mugGet the hand picked carrot mug.

Wisconsin Hand Warmer

A little known sexual technique in which a man gets down on all fours while his partner (man or woman) proceeds to stroke his penis from behind in a downward motion similar to milking a cow while simultaneously fisting the man on all fours.
That girl was a freak. She gave me a Wisconsin Hand Warmer last night.
by MikeandJohn February 20, 2011
mugGet the Wisconsin Hand Warmer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email