by Dr. Kool August 29, 2006
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Get the hand-penis coordination mug.Similar to the game Edward Forty Hands, with the obvious exception that instead of 40's, 200ml bottles of Johnnie Walker are used.
One bottle is duct taped to each hand and cannot be removed until both bottles have been emptied. An extremely dangerous undertaking that should not taken lightly.
One bottle is duct taped to each hand and cannot be removed until both bottles have been emptied. An extremely dangerous undertaking that should not taken lightly.
by Johnny1624 April 23, 2011
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Donald Trump met with Angie Merkel and was so frightened that he went right to his Resting Vagina Hands.
by Uncle Joosie July 11, 2018
Get the Resting Vagina Hands mug.An insult disguised as a compliment.
A left handed compliment would be something like the following..."I like your imperfections. Without them you'd be really hot, but boring."
by NLM1992 July 2, 2009
Get the left handed compliment mug.When a lover takes a carrot and fucks their lover in the ass with it. After the recipient is satisfied their lover will "pick" the carrot from their ass and consume it.
I came so hard when John gave me that hand picked carrot, and again when i watched him bite into it and say "what's up, doc?".
by MMar775 January 7, 2011
Get the hand picked carrot mug.A little known sexual technique in which a man gets down on all fours while his partner (man or woman) proceeds to stroke his penis from behind in a downward motion similar to milking a cow while simultaneously fisting the man on all fours.
by MikeandJohn February 20, 2011
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