Pissing in the pool

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.

"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."

by transm.ascot May 5, 2023

i will literally fucking poop

a post in a Matt Rose video

that is literally it

Did you see the matt rose video where that dude sent "I will literally fucking poop," that one?

by amogus es un momento meme May 6, 2023

the peepee poopoo gambit

its real

the peepee poopoo gambit is real i swear

by Alinzz August 24, 2023

Pop Rocks Poots

When you have gas, but you're trying to hold it so hard that you end up making little pop-pop-pop noises as the gas escapes. It’s essentially the popping sensation that you get when you put pop rocks in your mouth, but its from the other end.

Hey bro, what’s u…whoa. You don’t look so good. How many of those Taco Bell seafood salads did you have?

Hey bra. Like… three.

Bro. You. Do. Not. Eat. Seafood. From. Taco. Bell! You’re 💯 gonna get the Pop Rocks Poots!

by Majestically Bald August 31, 2023

And I poop

when your friend says something so shocking, you feel the need to shit yourself.

Guy: I got your friend pregnant and i’m leaving the country but I’m in love with you. come with me?

You: AND I POOP?!

by mamimunch69 September 4, 2023

YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD!

YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD comes from a youtuber called "angry video game nerd" with the words "YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD! DO WE NEED TO SPELL IT OUT?! YOUR A POOPY HEAD!" and thus creating an internet legend

you know the "YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD!" meme right?

by williamreallylikespeople July 14, 2024

I am a poop in a gyat

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Wo I can’t wait wowiwywi I am a poop in a gyat

by Ifjfjffjfj in July 21, 2024