An expression that is non-religious/agnostic/atheist-friendly in expressing "Thank the Universe it's Friday" instead of "Thank God it's Friday" or "TGIF".
Thank the Universe it's Friday, let's FSU!!!
Thank the Universe it's Friday, I need a break!!
I am going out tonight. Thank the Universe it's Friday!!
Thank the Universe it's Friday, I need a break!!
I am going out tonight. Thank the Universe it's Friday!!
by LingDanc803 September 22, 2023
Get the Thank the Universe it's Fridaymug. College of Engineering: KFUPM rejects
College of Computer Science: Doing the same job as an Indian dude that makes 200 riyals per month
College of Science: AKA "the graveyard". No science is conducted here, only pain and suffering
College of Business Admin: Will end up either unemployed or a "manager" at daddy's company
College of Medicine: Future "doctors" that notoriously cheat on exams
College of Applied Medicine: Med rejects
College of Pharmacy: About as likely to be employed as a College of Arts graduate, also med rejects
College of Arts: Four year version of your middle school geography/history class, almost zero hiring potential
College of Education: Spending 4 years of your life to teach grade school students who will make you suicidal
College of Languages and Translation: English language courses but as a 4-year-degree for low IQ people with zero real skills
College of Law and Political Science: Redacted
College of Computer Science: Doing the same job as an Indian dude that makes 200 riyals per month
College of Science: AKA "the graveyard". No science is conducted here, only pain and suffering
College of Business Admin: Will end up either unemployed or a "manager" at daddy's company
College of Medicine: Future "doctors" that notoriously cheat on exams
College of Applied Medicine: Med rejects
College of Pharmacy: About as likely to be employed as a College of Arts graduate, also med rejects
College of Arts: Four year version of your middle school geography/history class, almost zero hiring potential
College of Education: Spending 4 years of your life to teach grade school students who will make you suicidal
College of Languages and Translation: English language courses but as a 4-year-degree for low IQ people with zero real skills
College of Law and Political Science: Redacted
by Al7mar October 2, 2022
Get the King Saud Universitymug. Hippie Buddhist college in Boulder, Colorado. Definitely used to be a cult. CU Boulder's younger, weirder, and worse-smelling cousin.
"Where do you go to school?"
"Naropa University."
"Dude! Naropa? I thought that place shut down in the 80s. Do they still have classroom orgies?"
"Naropa University."
"Dude! Naropa? I thought that place shut down in the 80s. Do they still have classroom orgies?"
by beautifulturtle July 9, 2023
Get the Naropa Universitymug. (noun)
People try to treat people impudently and act as if they are not accepting their punishment when other people take what they dish out but accept their punishment when people do not take what they dish out to avoid being not left off the hook. If someone tries to treat you impudently or unjustly and you just take what they dish out then that person gets to treat you impudently.
It's necessary to an extent for some humans to have someone they can treat impudently so they can blow off steam with or for some for other purposes which may be sadistic. For someone to have a certain positive emotion it is not necessarily the case that someone else has to experience an equal emotion in magnitude but negative; however, it most certainly can work that way and some people try to treat other people unjustly, impudently or just straight out wrong but do it in such a way that they can be left off the hook and in some cases get that person's consent.
People try to treat people impudently and act as if they are not accepting their punishment when other people take what they dish out but accept their punishment when people do not take what they dish out to avoid being not left off the hook. If someone tries to treat you impudently or unjustly and you just take what they dish out then that person gets to treat you impudently.
It's necessary to an extent for some humans to have someone they can treat impudently so they can blow off steam with or for some for other purposes which may be sadistic. For someone to have a certain positive emotion it is not necessarily the case that someone else has to experience an equal emotion in magnitude but negative; however, it most certainly can work that way and some people try to treat other people unjustly, impudently or just straight out wrong but do it in such a way that they can be left off the hook and in some cases get that person's consent.
John waived his right against Kelly when Kelly screwed him over, so by the universal screw over theory, he has to let Kelly off the hook when Kelly treats him impudently.
by Resbyall July 15, 2014
Get the universal screw over theorymug. Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
Get the universe surfingmug. A university that a parent founded to memorialize their dead child. Leland Stanford Junior University in Stanford, California is this.
Unlike "junior college" or community college, the "junior" title does not infer the level of instruction at an institute.
Unlike "junior college" or community college, the "junior" title does not infer the level of instruction at an institute.
Normally the term "junior college" refers to the level of instruction of what is basically community college. These are typically two or three-year "diploma" or "associate degree" programmes for tradespeople, technicians, technologists, nursing assistants or others in various roles who assist university-educated professionals or do useful work.
A "junior university" on the other hand, is just an ordinary university that some parent named after their kid.
A "junior university" on the other hand, is just an ordinary university that some parent named after their kid.
by bitchuck October 22, 2025
Get the junior universitymug. A school for nerds who are depressed, stressed, and have an unhealthy obsession with bubble tea. If you go to UTS: don’t.
by bruhidekkk June 20, 2023
Get the University of Toronto Schoolsmug.