money

it's all you fucking need

boy: oh a penny on the ground
me: get out my house it's mine! it's my money

by baconkiller21 March 1, 2018

Money

Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money money Money Money Money Money

I had money before I bought a Rolex

by Trash panda boiiii June 28, 2018

Shaving money

Admission of being another gullible marketing statistic of Gillette with no intention of changing.

From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.

"Honey please, were on a budget, can you please not pay $15 for 3 razor blades this time?"

"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"

by Clean breaker April 23, 2009

Butthole money sex

The action ordering three Big Macs and a six piece chicky nuggy and Varaciously stuffing it into your sphincter

Yo bro I’m about to do some good butthole money sex later wanna join

by Thatguy638 July 12, 2022

chop my money

taking money from someone and giving none back

Ah, this woman go chop my money o!

by misschopmoney March 19, 2025

slut money

that sneaky friend who steals your muffin

Give me back my muffin slut money

by TadicRicemaster June 9, 2017

last minute money

When you reach the level where you have the ability to purchase a plane ticket or other significant purchase at the last minute.

Oh, girl I can buy that plane ticket, I got last minute money!

by Kaliente April 27, 2017