Deez Nuts

by far the best phrase in human history

jack:hey bro
zack:deez nuts
jack: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH, zack you need to wake up, you’ve been in a coma for 2 years
zack:what

by beebybeeber October 21, 2022

Risky nut

When your about to bust a nut you yell mom or dad and try to quickly finish before they enter your room

Tyler:hey do you know why John can’t get on?
Ryland: I heard he tried to do a risky nut and couldn’t finish in time.

by Ise tee January 19, 2020

service nut

Noun. Slang. A person who goes to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.

Why do you go to the car dealership every day? You're a service nut! Wym? You go to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.

by B-rizzle September 16, 2019

second nut

peeing

peeing is the second nut because of how good it feels

by nutboy21 November 18, 2020

nut rake

The eyelashes of a person who gives oral sex to men and receives ejaculate to the face.

Karen's nut rakes were on fleek after her visit to an eyelash extensionist.

by Ihatesoccermomslutyuppies July 27, 2016

nut-insideable

Used to describe an attractive female that you’d be willing to risk it all to impregnate. She has all the qualities that make men want to dump a daycare in her. She must have the whole package including but not limited to a fat ass, good job, sick pad and a freak in the sheets.

Damn bro did you go home with lil shawty from the club? She was looking mighty nut-insideable last night with the tight skirt and high heels.

by Wineguy6969 December 29, 2018

Reverse Nut

a way of expressing how disgusting something is. it can also be used when trying to express how devastating a situation is.

situation 1
guy 1: Please look how ugly my ex is...
guy 2: ew.. reverse nut...

situation 2
guy 1: i feel so sick right now...
guy 2: danggg reverse nut...

by daddy simp April 18, 2020