dance on the piano

When a proctologist shows too much enjoyment in his work. Usually with multiple fingers as if playing the piano. The "high g" is usually the most menacing.

When I turned 50 I knew I would have to see the Dr. But I didn't expect him to "Dance on the piano".

by BenDreadful March 29, 2015

Fap Dancing

The rhythmic act of fapping whilst dancing

Some would say it's a spiritual dance but others refer to it as fap dancing.

Billy fap danced to beat it by Michael Jackson

by HotDeuceUniversity August 6, 2016

Narts Dance Ensemble

Circassian folklore dance group managed by the Circassian Benevolent Association (the CBA) consisting of 3 age groups.

Those spectacular dancers are from the Narts Dance Ensemble!

by I’mSoSwag August 15, 2021

Olly dance

Average sized penis, nothing compared to callum

Callum wouldn’t let me see his megladong, I guess I’ll have to settle for olly dance

by Boyceybigdong June 15, 2021

University of American Dance

Noun - obfuscated slang for pole dancing or a strip club.

Hey man, let's go to the University of American Dance tonight. I just got a bunch of cash out of the ATM.

by Freakstyler March 31, 2021

Playground dance

An act of dancing on swings

Going to go playground dance to music

by SOFI and had August 4, 2021

dance petrol

Brit: Slang for the recreational use of amphetamines (aka speed).

I’m off out to Yate’s, then going to hit the clubs, bang some dance petrol and set the dance floor on fire!

by HairyRave August 11, 2023