Jake is a man with a massive dick
Guy1: woah he has a HUGE penis
Guy2: it's obviously Jake
Guy3: he's a sketch
Jake: ayy blud wanna get boxed up
Guy3: soz
Guy2: it's obviously Jake
Guy3: he's a sketch
Jake: ayy blud wanna get boxed up
Guy3: soz
by Mr.Tumble August 21, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Jake is the sweetest trans boy ever he may be problematic but he cares for everyone, he would never do anything to hurt someone, unless they mess with his girl, he is incredibly cute,sweet,kind,deep,loving,amazing, and he thinks the complete opposite of himself but so many people love and care for him. He may not be perfect but nobody is! He won’t just be nice to you but each time you see him he will tell you how much he cares for you and that he can’t lose you, If you ever meet a jake hold on to him hold him close and never let go!
Girl: “I’m worthless “
Jake: “ok get comfortable because it is time for me to spend a hour or more explaining to you how wrong your statement is”
Jake: “ok get comfortable because it is time for me to spend a hour or more explaining to you how wrong your statement is”
by Kristen Fisher March 30, 2019
Get the Jakemug. A cute, freckled smartass who isn't afraid to say mean, but truthful, things. He doesn't like to hide his dirty minded-ness, and is usually gay for the homies (I.E. Homiesexual). Can be tall, but also can be short. He can be a gentleman when he wants to. He can be the guy of your dreams, or he can be your worst enemy. He can be really funny at times, but knows when it is not the time to crack a joke.
Person 1: "Woah. That dude was so funny!"
Person 2: "Yeah, his name is Jake."
Person 1: "Well that also explains why he is so Tall/Short!"
Person 2: "Yeah, his name is Jake."
Person 1: "Well that also explains why he is so Tall/Short!"
by MooshroomLuma May 26, 2023
Get the Jakemug. The sexiest man alive, nobody is hotter than jake. Jakes are the most kind to their partners usually like girls with names that start with S.
by MouseGamr April 7, 2020
Get the Jake O'Haramug. by Blondyy November 11, 2009
Get the Jake tintamug. jake is a loving person. he is absolutely hilarious. he sometimes can talk to other girls more than his girlfriend but the rest of the time he’s loyal. he has some haters but mostly friends. he has blond hair and blue eyes and is short. he has one girl always head over heels for him. overall jake is the best
by bluemouse01 March 6, 2019
Get the Jakemug.