Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.
I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.
by greenlan July 29, 2018
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beat you broke

To beat someone so bad it causes the change in their pocket and the cash in their wallet to fall out, the loss of all their investments and belongings, and to continue pummeling the person to total financial ruin where they owe the total world debt, approximately $190 trillion.
Barney: “Look, I got a two dollar winner”.

Andy: “I’m gonna beat you broke and send you the bill!”
by IGKYA53 May 11, 2020
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beat it & boogie

friend : so what happened with you & o girl last night?

me : we smashed

friend : you gonna see her again?

me : she ain't been answering my texts i think she just hit me with the "beat it & boogie" 😭
by d i z k o 2 0 8 May 13, 2024
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beat me down to my socks

The loss of all currency one had on them, usually from being robbed or gambling debts.
Randy and I were playing high stakes tik tak toe. I blew everything that I came with, he beat me down to my socks.
by FL_MEX_FTW March 23, 2023
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Beat A Opp Remy

A gentleman that inflicts immense amount of pain on oppositions for being disloyal or just some hating ass, goofy ass in visuals. A “ pussy nigga beater “
Call “ Beat a Opp Remy ” that mf Quincy talking shit again
by Remy Ro November 22, 2021
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An old saying that is used to describe times when it is raining but the sun is still shining and there is little to no cloud cover. Most commonly used by southern and/or country folk in the US.
Jim: Huh, the Devil is beating his wife.

Ted: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
by Thatstupidantt June 23, 2022
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Beat by the monkeys

To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...
Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.
by Zed Numar July 13, 2021
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