by CuzBro November 29, 2015
by SuperDeluxeDong February 20, 2017
i only use directional hitting
by mlbtheshow2021 May 02, 2021
I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:
Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:
Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
by a meme definition October 09, 2023
by dino muggets July 16, 2021
Taking one challenge at a time and handling it with focus and energy.
A creative mix of “hit the sack” (rest) and “let the cat out of the bag” (reveal something), but used in a new, productive way.
A creative mix of “hit the sack” (rest) and “let the cat out of the bag” (reveal something), but used in a new, productive way.
by Za.mo May 23, 2025
The act of tagging youtube (or similar sites) videos with irrelevant words or phrases, so it will come up in popular searches, giving the video more hits or views.
Jeff: Did you find that video of the T-Rex eating a monster truck on youtube?
Dave: I thought I did, but it turned out it was just a hit tag.
Dave: I thought I did, but it turned out it was just a hit tag.
by Johnny Osborne October 08, 2009