hard thomas

massive erection with a micro penis

omg i have a hard thomas

by deenshtcty November 22, 2015

hard drive joke

Unblatantly blatant jokes about child porn, especially when stashed in a digital drive. Usually pointed at pastors with questionable personality.

"It's okay Teach, you can tell us the contents of your hard drive"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"

by alias33 October 15, 2025

hard

horny

"Looking at her made me so hard."

by ky k March 4, 2018

Hard Attack

the metal station of Sirius Satellite Radio... GREAT station, plays every metal band from Judas Priest to Kreator to Death to The Human Abstract to Machine Head to etc... and there are great speciality shows like "Bloody Roots" with Ian Christe and the stoner metal show "Contact High" with Bobby Black from High Times

"Did you hear the new Machine Head song yet?"
"Yea, on Hard Attack yesterday, pretty good"

by Holden McNeil July 12, 2007

Hard doggin' it

Going hardcore on that ass (and/or vagina).

We were hard doggin' it.

by PonchoFox October 5, 2016

Try-hard

A person who kills friendlies and then chat binds.

Someone stop this try-hard, he's anti-pootis.

by c101vp May 29, 2021

bust a hard right

1. Something you say to your girlfriend/boyfriend when your dumping them.

2. A Derogatory statement synonymous with the term, "miss me with that shit".

Aye I broke up with my girl last night... She started saying some shit but I told her to bust a hard right LMAO.

by 77wade77 April 17, 2020