No hair!

A phrase to say when someone criticizes the amount of clothes you bring with you on a trip.
According to Louis Tomlinson back in (2012) Liam Payne brings no hair

LP: "You bring too many clothes, and then you buy more"
LT: "And what do you bring Liam? No hair!"

by Jkjenny July 25, 2021

Covid hair

The way your hair looks after laying on the couch for 3 or 4 days binge-watching "Breaking Bad" for the 4th time since the pandemic got your ass laid off.

Never answer a video call when you have covid hair

by Rowan 64 April 22, 2020

Nine hair

A person, typically female who is going bald but still has a Brillo pad hairdo or combover.

Tina is a real Nine Hair with that fuzzy combover.

by Y&•Illuninati April 24, 2015

Blue hair

Blue hair means "veins" the veins at your hand that u can well ¢ut to kys

"i think about cutting my blue hair"
"But you don't have blue hair"
"I am talking bout this blue hair" ( pointing to their veins)

by SomeoneAnonymous1234 March 30, 2025

Soviet Hair Salon

A hair salon where everyone gets the same exact haircut.

Person 1: All those people have the same bowl-shaped hair
Person 2: Heck yeah boi it's the Soviet Hair Salon

by Anti Social Cuddlefish March 25, 2020

hair boned

When a cat totally screws over your couch.

Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!

by Pacingtons April 22, 2018

I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left & Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

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I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left & Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025