Self explanatory.
You see the creepy crawly thing that must die and in your panic you yell “Kill it with eggs before it lays fire” instead of what you were actually trying to say- to kill it with fire before it lays eggs.
Coined by spook AKA zombitini
You see the creepy crawly thing that must die and in your panic you yell “Kill it with eggs before it lays fire” instead of what you were actually trying to say- to kill it with fire before it lays eggs.
Coined by spook AKA zombitini
by zombitini September 20, 2020
Get the Kill it with eggs before it lays fire!mug. 1. I'm tired and I'm ready to go fire 'em up!
2. I was firing 'em up in class because the teacher was so boring!
2. I was firing 'em up in class because the teacher was so boring!
by SithlordDarthRPG December 5, 2003
Get the fire 'em upmug. 1. To administer a proper, complete, and devastating ass-whooping.
2. Engage in non-consentual anal sex.
3. Light a fart with a lighter
2. Engage in non-consentual anal sex.
3. Light a fart with a lighter
by Reds86 September 24, 2011
Get the Rip the fire out of your assmug. God, the Walsh 1 Fire of 2009 was ridiculous! They smoke up every night but get caught burning popcorn.
by Walsh 1 Groupie January 29, 2009
Get the Walsh 1 Fire of 2009mug. While engaging in anal sex, the male then urinates in the bum of the female. When she stands up, upon completion, the urine will run down her legs resembling a dog that has pissed on a fire hydrant.
Jeremy's girl would not shut up all night! So he took her home and gave her a trailer park fire hydrant.
by ylecyod March 27, 2010
Get the trailer park fire hydrantmug. by Father of barbecue May 27, 2017
Get the Lighting my children on firemug. Because she deserved it.
*Bell rings*
Me: *stands up*
Teacher: “SIT DOWN CHILD”
Me: “But the be-“
Teacher: “THE BELL DONT DISMISS YOU I DO!”
Me: “Then whats the bell for?”
Teacher:”ARE YOU BACKSASSING ME CHILD?!”
Me: “No I ju-“
Teacher: “THATS IT, GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!”
Me: “WHAT THE FUCK DID I D-“
Teacher: “Did you just say fuck?!”
Me: “Did you just say fuck?”
Classmates: OoooOoOoOoOoOoOh
*Principal walks in*
Principal: “MY OFFICE, NOW.”
Teacher: “YEAH, GO TO THE OFFICE”
Me: “B-“
Principal: “Not her, you!”
Teacher: “•_•”
Me: “Bahhahah!”
And thats why my teacher got fired.
(This didn’t actually happen.)
Me: *stands up*
Teacher: “SIT DOWN CHILD”
Me: “But the be-“
Teacher: “THE BELL DONT DISMISS YOU I DO!”
Me: “Then whats the bell for?”
Teacher:”ARE YOU BACKSASSING ME CHILD?!”
Me: “No I ju-“
Teacher: “THATS IT, GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!”
Me: “WHAT THE FUCK DID I D-“
Teacher: “Did you just say fuck?!”
Me: “Did you just say fuck?”
Classmates: OoooOoOoOoOoOoOh
*Principal walks in*
Principal: “MY OFFICE, NOW.”
Teacher: “YEAH, GO TO THE OFFICE”
Me: “B-“
Principal: “Not her, you!”
Teacher: “•_•”
Me: “Bahhahah!”
And thats why my teacher got fired.
(This didn’t actually happen.)
by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 30, 2019
Get the Why my teacher got firedmug.