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Kill it with eggs before it lays fire!

Self explanatory.

You see the creepy crawly thing that must die and in your panic you yell “Kill it with eggs before it lays fire” instead of what you were actually trying to say- to kill it with fire before it lays eggs.

Coined by spook AKA zombitini
*Sees a cockroach scuttle through the lawn*
KILL IT WITH EGGS BEFORE IT LAYS FIRE!!!”
by zombitini September 20, 2020
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fire 'em up

1. I'm tired and I'm ready to go fire 'em up!

2. I was firing 'em up in class because the teacher was so boring!
by SithlordDarthRPG December 5, 2003
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Rip the fire out of your ass

1. To administer a proper, complete, and devastating ass-whooping.
2. Engage in non-consentual anal sex.
3. Light a fart with a lighter
If you don't cut out this shit, I'm gonna rip the fire out of your ass.
by Reds86 September 24, 2011
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Walsh 1 Fire of 2009

The morons of Walsh 1 set popcorn on fire. SRC almost burnt down in the process.
God, the Walsh 1 Fire of 2009 was ridiculous! They smoke up every night but get caught burning popcorn.
by Walsh 1 Groupie January 29, 2009
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trailer park fire hydrant

While engaging in anal sex, the male then urinates in the bum of the female. When she stands up, upon completion, the urine will run down her legs resembling a dog that has pissed on a fire hydrant.
Jeremy's girl would not shut up all night! So he took her home and gave her a trailer park fire hydrant.
by ylecyod March 27, 2010
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Lighting my children on fire

Dude, I love lighting my children on fire.
by Father of barbecue May 27, 2017
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Why my teacher got fired

Because she deserved it.
*Bell rings*
Me: *stands up*
Teacher: “SIT DOWN CHILD”
Me: “But the be-“
Teacher: “THE BELL DONT DISMISS YOU I DO!”
Me: “Then whats the bell for?”
Teacher:”ARE YOU BACKSASSING ME CHILD?!”
Me: “No I ju-“
Teacher: “THATS IT, GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!”
Me: “WHAT THE FUCK DID I D-“
Teacher: “Did you just say fuck?!”
Me: “Did you just say fuck?”
Classmates: OoooOoOoOoOoOoOh
*Principal walks in*
Principal: “MY OFFICE, NOW.”
Teacher: “YEAH, GO TO THE OFFICE”
Me: “B-“
Principal: “Not her, you!”
Teacher: “•_•”
Me: “Bahhahah!”

And thats why my teacher got fired.

(This didn’t actually happen.)
by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 30, 2019
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