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Secondary Facebook Stalker

(noun/verb) 1. A person who watches another person stalk friends on the social site Facebook. This usually takes place in lecture, during class, on a bus, or in the library.
2. An unintentional stalking of people on Facebook through someone else's account by watching those person's actions on their monitor.

3. The act of watching someone stalk someone else.
4. Shortened usually to "sefast"
I was in lecture today and I was such a secondary facebook stalker towards the people in front of me. They were all on Facebook and I couldn't stop looking!
by Mass Texter November 10, 2010
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facebook like-puppet

a person who "likes" every comment on everything that they post, even if they don't. also known to "like" some posts because of who posted it, even if its facebook garbage. to feed his habit, a like-puppet will even go to someone else's wall and "like" their posts and comments with reckless abandon, because the need to let everybody know that they approve is constant and overwhelming. he'll say that he's got it under control, and to prove it, he'll facebook for a day or so with almost no "likes". until the guilt of denying others the affirmation that they deserve finally overwhelms him, resulting in a "like" binge. this is not pretty, and you should never try to reason with him while he's in the throes of it. he's not there. he has become a facebook like-puppet. there is currently no known cure . we can only hope that enough posts/comments will be available for him, and try not to judge. IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.
"i posted that my sister has cancer, and it got 50+ "likes"! WTF??"
"dont let it stress you, they're probably facebook like-puppets."

"you're showing facebook like-puppet {tendencies, slow your roll!"

"that facebook like-puppet creeps me out, he's too "likey".
by who's your mama July 4, 2014
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Facebooking from Egypt

A universal term to sarcastically poke fun at your friends on Facebook who seem to - without fail - always have something exotic going on in their lives.
Mike said he can't make it to my going away party...guess he's Facebooking from Egypt.
by BehindtheHype June 18, 2010
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Six Degrees of Facebook

The relatively new and shocking phenomenon of when you meet someone through Facebook, sometimes from all over the world, and you find out that you went to school (elementary, Jr. High, High School, etc) with them, or they are friends of your parents from many years ago, or they worked with you at job in the past, and you never knew it, and would never have met them without Facebook. And, then they become a good friend. Basically, the beauty of Facebook.
"I met the most incredible person on Facebook."

"Oh really, who?"

"Well, he's the same age as my Dad, and he lives 3,000 miles away. We met through a group that we are both in."

"That's awesome."

"Turns out he KNEW my Dad, before I was even born, and I never even knew him!!! I found him before my DAD did!!! Weird, huh?"

"That's so cool!"

"Yeah, it is, and now we are really good friends! Six degrees of Facebook for you..." *laughing*

"I know, right?"
by mrsskarsgard October 11, 2012
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post-post-facebook

Condition of life after one has created and then deleted a facebook account.
After going post-post-facebook, you will be able to re-forget dozens of high school acquaintances.
by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009
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Drunken facebook creep

Some one who drinks far too much daily and creeps on girls on Facebook
Gary drank 2 bottles of whiskey on his own and was looking at Sams holiday photos - what a drunken Facebook creep
by Troell Smith August 1, 2011
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Facebook Friend Massacre

When you go on a "defriending" rampage on Facebook, and delete hundreds of people, with or without a reason.
Johnny: "What did you do last night"
Charlize: I unfriended 500 people off Facebook last night"
Johnny: "Wow thats one hell of a Facebook Friend Massacre"
Charlize: "Yeah it really is a fuckton of people!"
by dob293 January 1, 2013
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