More often than not this is a term used to describe a vertically challenged, husky(very husky) human that resembles a Weeble. Yes…weebles wabble but they don’t fall down.
“mommy! mommy” screams little Timmy as he is walking home with his mom from the library. “It’s a giant Weeble and it’s alive”. “Oh Timmy, no need to be afraid son, that’s not a giant human Weeble” says his mother. “Thats just David”
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Girl: You know David?
Girl 2: Yeah omg hes so hot
Girl: Should I ask him out for prom?
Girl 2: Yas queen
Girl 2: Yeah omg hes so hot
Girl: Should I ask him out for prom?
Girl 2: Yas queen
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Girl 2 Yea he flew it right behind are friends and was looking at the camera
Girl 2 Yea he flew it right behind are friends and was looking at the camera
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Be warned of Davids. They will sell your toe pics.
Be warned of Davids. They will sell your toe pics.
"Hi david how are you" -david's girlfriend
"I'm good can I take pictures of you" -david
"No that's weird" -david's girlfriend
"Please, I need more toe pics" -david
"No, we're breaking up" - david's girlfriend
"I'm good can I take pictures of you" -david
"No that's weird" -david's girlfriend
"Please, I need more toe pics" -david
"No, we're breaking up" - david's girlfriend
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