Word Cunt

Noun
(1) A person with an exceptional vocabulary.
(2) A living dictionary and thesaurus.

"Pathetic philistine! Your picayune lexicon is laughable!"
"Whatever, you word cunt."

by Evan A. November 25, 2007

cunt face

1. face that is so ugly it can described as a cunt
2. insult

1. "that guy's so ugly"

"yeh i no what, what a cunt face"

2. "i fucked your girl"

"you cunt face"

by Finnthecunt June 11, 2006

gay cunt

someone who is being fucking gay to you / your peers.

doing something ratshit like stealing from mates " what a gay cunt bro"

by gaycnt July 1, 2009

crafty cunt

A dis-figured he-she who takes pride in getting paid for perpforming oral on green toothed, pigeon toed freaks.

Did you see that "crafty cunt" in the ally back there. WOW. Gross!

by deadbeatmom99 July 24, 2009

Arse-Cunt

(US ass-cunt)
Noun

An arse-cunt is when a woman's vagina or anus is split so that the two together form one hole. This can either happen after childbirth or poorly lubricated anal sex (and possibly vaginal if the penis is too large).

Other words for arse-cunt include 'vagarsehole', 'vagibum', 'pussybottom', 'bum-snatch' and 'poonanus'

John and Sophie decided to have anal sex with using any KY, so her anus ripped open, creating an arse-cunt.

After going through 18 hours of labour, trying to push the overweight baby out of her body, Linda ending up with an arse-cunt.

by the dave machine July 12, 2009

Butt Cunt

The term given to the large butt like lump near the vagina when overweight (usually Greek) women attempt to hide their stomach buy sticking it into their pants. this gives them the appearance of having two butts, or a 'butt cunt'.

Can also be used as a derogatory term for anything (or anyone) you are even the slightest bit annoyed at.

example 1 - "hey have you noticed dianne lately?"

- "yeah dude, she's developed a monster 'butt cunt'"

- "she just doesnt care anymore"

example 2 - "hey leigh, did you remember to get the doritos?"

- "sorry i left them at home"

- "your a butt cunt leigh"

by skAdZ December 5, 2010

Office Cunt

The one guy in the office that everyone hates.

Has no social skills, is unhelpful and usually has a horribly messy work area.

Likely to be a sex pest.

Office Worker 1: How come no one ever invites Tom to the pub?
Office Worker 2: Because he's the Office Cunt.

by Pooner McGavin May 14, 2010