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cock block

yar someone that messages other people's bf and says it was by accident
by sixty nine February 14, 2025
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Cochleae Block

The act of being denied an eargasm.
“Duuuuudeeee...you just Cochleae Blocked me!”
by Heybrina February 15, 2019
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bang and block

When you want to get laid by a Facebook acquaintance. You bang them and then block them so you never have to hear from them again.
Dude... Shelby was so hot but also annoying. I'll just to a fuckin bang and block!
by Sgt. Slick November 16, 2015
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Slack Block

Prevention of someone else's ability to slack off. At work, if your computer is being repaired, but you are offered a loaner to continue to be productive, the IT guy 'slack blocked' you. If at home, you're significant other presents a reasonable request to do something, that prevents you from vegging.
My computer is being worked on by IT and I thought I'd have the afternoon off, but they slack blocked me with a loaner machine.
by ChadinDarien July 17, 2024
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Because more important than notifying your family that your kids are about to drown... They need to protect the rich pedophiles and cover up the theft of AI. That's what's REALLY important to them.
Hym "Republicans Block motion to force the DOJ to release Epstein files... To protect the pedophiles on the list and for no other reason. They do not care about justice. They do not care about your lives. They care about having power OVER YOU and KEEPING that power, by any means necessary. So they can molest kids. That's why they need to keep the power. If REE-LON can't pretend to be the creator of AI... How is he going to anal coke-head actresses? Elon was invited to the island! He is not a politician yet somehow read classified documents? Us the weird to anyone other than me or no?"
by Hym Iam July 15, 2025
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Cock Block Supreme

This is the nickname for the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic of 2020. Cause really no time in history has there been more of an obstacle for a guy to get laid.
Man I can't remember the last time I banged. I mean the Cock Block Supreme just keeps going and going.
by Noremac1981 December 8, 2020
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Cat Blocked

In a chat room. In a conversation. Then the cat blocks the screen.
"I am sorry I am being cat blocked I cannot chat right now".
by Thewholeearther May 30, 2021
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