Dick riding

When someone is on someone’s dick

Jerry is on John’s dick

Get off his dick jerry

Jerry is Dick Riding

by Fhfjshfjdieh October 4, 2022

Ride-surfing

When a Lyft or Uber driver turns on both apps, going available, and waits for a ride request to come in from a potential passenger, rather than getting in their vehicle and driving towards where it's busier.

Ride-sharing dejected un-glorified carpooling dejected un-glorified taxi unappreciated underappreciated dejected low-paid underpaid immediately homeless with 3 or less stars peon driver pee’d on driver from your couch

#Ride-sharing #dejected un-glorified #carpooling #dejected un-glorified #taxi #unappreciated

#dejected low-paid UNDERPAID #immediately homeless with 3 or less stars #peon driver #pee’d on driver

#from #your #couch

Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm staying right here, ride-surfing, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, ((wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!

"Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin'! and staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!. Ridesharin' is the shizn
"Bru, no way.
I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin' & staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things.

Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish!

I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!

Ride-surfing is the shiznit!

by Inspktr May 3, 2018

Ride the Rasta Rocket

To smoke marijuana, especially a joint.

*handing someone a joint
You want to ride the Rasta Rocket?

by Karolus Augustus August 1, 2024

Cowboys Ride

A type of fetish where a male lays down naked and another male rides his shlong and the dude laying down jerks the male riding him until he creams

Hey dude
Hm
Want me to give you a cowboys ride?

Sure why not

by Darianyen September 27, 2025

slime ride

Slime ride is something u gon with the guys

I wish I could go on that slime ride one more time big bro

by Humongous poop September 25, 2022

Fredericksburg Sleigh Ride

The act of one or more bouncer(s) riding a person being asked to leave down the stairs towards the exit of a bar or establishment you are being removed as if you are a sleigh (sled, surfboard, snowboard... you get the idea)

If that drunk dude keeps messing up he is going for a Fredericksburg Sleigh Ride.

by King66 May 30, 2020

Bike Ride

When all the discord losers see eachother in real life after months and in a hundred meter radius from their houses.

Damn bro, the fucken losers went out for the first time for a shitty bike ride

by TheSajadFucker69 November 5, 2020