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Tom

1. A name of many children.

2. The name of the cat on Tom & Jerry.
Oh, hi, Tom.
by Tom (the Cat) July 11, 2019
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Tom

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Tom McPherson

Tom McPherson is a really cool guy. He's a Sigma Alpha Male, and all the girls want to date him. He's also super sexy and hot.
Girls:Tom McPherson's so hot
Lincoln Shaskey: I know right, i want to date him
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Tom Brady

When someone shoots you in the balls and then you start shitting
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Tom

Tom is an outgoing person with a 6+ inch pp on average. He loves to spend time with people, and will make you laugh. He doesn’t date much, but instead analyzes the people he likes to determine whether he can have a good relationship with them. Toms are the best boyfriend any girl could ask for, and in bed will make her wetter than the Atlantic Ocean. Toms are rational, funny, and intelligent, but most importantly they can be sexy beasts. Any girl who dates a Tom is in for a good time, that is, she will be with someone who cares deeply about her and her interests. Any girl that gets to share a bed with a Tom will be in for the wildest ride for her life.
Girl: Who’s that?
Guy: I dunno, but he seems pretty funny and smart.
Girl: Ooh, I bet he’s a Tom. They’re pretty awesome.
Guy: Did I just get dumped?
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tom hartman

When you eat a guys ass and he farts and it comes out your nose
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tom dupain-cheng

@simpfortomdupain ‘s wife!!! dont try to steal him from her!
tom dupain-cheng loves addison!!
by simpfortomdupain July 6, 2021
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