by Neimess_Jr May 15, 2016
Get the Sock Jerkingmug. 
Christmas socks are what people get from their grandparents who of course knit them. They can be itchy, yes! Also ugly, very embarrassing, and you will not want go out in them, No No!!
by Lucycakes April 30, 2016
Get the Christmas socksmug. by Jdtex66 December 1, 2021
Get the Sock fairiesmug. by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024
Get the Its like putting socks on an octopusmug. "Right mate, I reckon yous gonna wear a slinky sock ye?"
"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"
"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"
"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"
"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"
by frogofthunder June 18, 2022
Get the slinky sockmug. (noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.
1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
by Zagraniczniak May 3, 2018
Get the two o'clock sockmug.