by Arminkshipper June 23, 2024

Amber: OMG did you see that girl fall down the steps!?
Shantora: OMG what? No!
Amber: It was hilarious! It was straight YouTube!
Shantora: OMG what? No!
Amber: It was hilarious! It was straight YouTube!
by LoveThoseBritishBoys October 30, 2010

A way for transphobic people to be even more transphobic; a “sexuality” for people who are straight but will not date a member of the opposite sex if they are trans. This does not mean that preferred genitalia comes into play. This just simply means that the person is transphobic. Even if all transitional things have been done and the trans person passes 1000% the mere fact that they are trans makes them excluded ands invalidated.
A: are you straight?
B: yes
A: would you date this person of the opposite sex?
B: yes
A: oh they’re trans btw
B: NO Im SuPeR sTrAiGhT I ONLY DATE CISGENDER PEOPLE
B: yes
A: would you date this person of the opposite sex?
B: yes
A: oh they’re trans btw
B: NO Im SuPeR sTrAiGhT I ONLY DATE CISGENDER PEOPLE
by Coffeetab March 11, 2021

Straight people that dont support or are against corruption, mutilation or abomiantion, they are the ones falsely accused of being homophobic and transphobic for being pure alphas
TateHater193: "You are the most homophobic and transphobic twitter user, delete your account"
TopGMan: "Nah man, I am an Alpha Straight, Im not homophobic"
TopGMan: "Nah man, I am an Alpha Straight, Im not homophobic"
by Sh4d0wz June 26, 2023

by Billy Mcswag July 30, 2012

by heeshuger June 21, 2021

(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.
After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"
Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"
Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"
by Jay Reign January 22, 2023
