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National slap Darius Phills day 

Friday,November 6th. Slap anyone with a bad fade,saggy nipples, and swears he is the shit at football. His name is most likely going to be Darius Phillis. Slap him as many times as you want all day.
"Hey bro did you hear it's National Slap Darius Phills day". "YESSS BRO I ALREADY GOT HIM IM BOUT TO GET HIM AGAIN".
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National slap ass week 

You may slap or GRAB anyone’s ass no percussions the week of November 2-6
Ya I got to slap her ass it’s national slap ass week
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Corpse Slap 

noun

1. A half-hearted rebuttal.

2. A lackadaisical or lacklustre insult.
A: "I really don't have the time or energy to argue with S."
J: "Why not just hit her with a Corpse Slap?"

National slap Bailey day on Twitter. 

Just as it says in the tin, send gifs of slapping to any Bailey's you know on twitter. This is celebrated on 3 April every year.
National slap Bailey day on Twitter.

Ass slap Wednesday

Ass slap Wednesday by anonymous April 14, 2021

The slap 

the action of slapping your balls so hard that they get torn apart and fly off to china then come back like a boomerang right into your mouth and coming out of your ass. never do this or else you'll lose the ability to wank
Person 1: I swear to god if you annoy me anymore I'll give you The slap.
Person 2: jeez ok, spare me for the love of god.
The slap by bvzo May 28, 2021

No Slap-Ass September 

The whole month of September you can’t slap someone’s ass
Sorry dude I can’t slap your ass it’s “ No Slap-Ass September”