Ride the Lightning

The act of vigorously stroking your partner's penis between two rubber balloons until his pubes stand on end before stopping and quickly sitting on the charged penis which first shocks the outer edges of the orifice before being buried deep inside.
Man 1: I finally made my girl ride the lightning last night?

Man 2: You executed her?

Man 1: No, but I executed her ass!
by RichardMuscle July 27, 2022
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Ride the Lightning

An activity for those who bother you, ruin your day, or make life harder than it should be.
by yoitsjoe July 12, 2018
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Columbian Car Ride

a columbian car ride is when you and 4 other people sit in a car and you all each have a joint . bong or blunt each . you roll all the windows up and get retarded as hell.
me and my friends got in the car pulled into the back yard so the cops could not see the car . and then from there every one in the car starts burning . This is a columbian car ride.
by pure glass April 19, 2013
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turtle riding

When the male gets on all fours, and his female sticks a suction cup dildo on his back. Then she proceeds to turtle ride him until climax.
"I miss my ex-girlfriend. My new girlfriend isn't turtle riding me anymore."
by Lol just me dude August 26, 2017
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ride of pride

alternative to the walk of shame, when the guy gives the girl a ride home the next morning, allowing her to proudly arrive at the destination rather than stumbling home in heels at 9 am
She had to do the walk of shame because the broke motherfucker couldn't afford a car to give her the ride of pride
by yungchettyson October 29, 2014
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Style Ride

(noun) to see and be seen, while driving or riding in a motor vehicle.
Ex: Hey dude, let's get in your mom's minivan and Style ride. We can blast her old tape cassettes!
Ex: Those damn young people always spending their time style riding.
by Doctor Fudgy March 26, 2022
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Reykjavic Ride along

The act of riding on the lap of a lady, typically side saddle or straddling, kissing & cuddling her while she performs & or enjoys certain acts . I.E urinating, defecating, receiving sexual stimulation etcetera. The Reykjavik ride along gets its name from when Viking shield maidens took a shining to some of their captives & wished to keep them close at all times, due to their physical strength they could easily handle a full grown Anglo Saxon sat astride them while they undertook a myriad of sexual & or lavatory activities.
When I walked the vicars wide home last night, she invited me in for a Reykjavic ride along. I spent the whole evening sat astride her, on her lap while she used the vicar as her own personal toilet. She is a very accommodating host.
by Filth incarnate March 31, 2024
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