Hard ass

A person who is unable to take a joke or has no humor at all

Hey kevin is being a hard ass when i told a joke

by Edgy_kids_stabing_each_other August 22, 2018

Abysmal Hard Candy

The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.

Man, that makes that Abysmal Hard Candy look absolutely abysmal

by theelitephayze69420 December 07, 2024

hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.

The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.

by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022

Fanny Hard-On

When a female becomes sexually aroused no matter her sexual preference (English UK)

"Mum just spotted Cliff Richard on Good Morning Britain and got a massive fanny hard-on"

by Malcolm No.1 June 01, 2014

The ass end of hard times

When you feel extremely sick.

His sinus infection was so bad that he said he felt like the ass end of hard times.

by Maddogg radio December 10, 2023

Leaky Hard Hat

resting your erect penis on the top of a woman's head and ejaculating down the front of her face

"not another leaky hard hat. I just washed my face"

by SapphireSkyz July 03, 2018

In between a cock and a hard place

Most likely in a prison shower, you get stuck in between the wall/floor and a big man with a big erect penis

So how was your stay at the penitentiary Johnny?
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!

by Tony_Pepporoni December 23, 2022