k, beers on me

some weird old guy saying it idfk

'k, beers on me'

by URLOCALFLOP January 13, 2023

Beer

Beer is also known as teddybear. Unlikely by his name, he is the most uncaring and unloveble person. He is known for his joint-rolling talent. As some people might know, you should never fuck with a Beer. Because before you know, there are six Beers standing in front of you. Beers mostly come in packs.

O watch out there is an unloveble beer over there. Run before its too late.
Or I think that there is a sixpack of beers over there, get them!

by Rapunzel13 November 22, 2021

Beer

A think that very nice and when you drink it, you get sense of humor. Never seen the cutest thing before i found beer.

Who are you?
:Beer
That why u so cute

by Tothepersoniwant November 21, 2021

Window Beer

A beer located on the outside of a window on the top of a wood pile for the ease of grabbing.

Hey Jeff can you grab me a window beer

by Hairdoo November 10, 2021

beer muscles

What drinking enough will convince you that you have.

That group of guys with the beer muscles thought they had almost killed somebody they were trying to persecute, since beer muscles can throw somebody's sense of reality off. They didn't even really black the guy's eyes, he just had a bloody nose and that was about it. You would think as many times as they hit the guy, they would have been able to really fuck him up badly, then he really would have been lucky to be alive.

by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

beer muscles

A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.

You could tell the guy was flexing his beer muscles that night.

by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021

Beer Titties

Breast the grow bigger due to the consumption of beer. This is a new phenomenon caused by the Removel of body fat by cosmetic surgery such as tummy tuck and 360’ mom make over. It is similar to Beerbelly but all the fat cells have been removed and only fat in the breast are left to swell and grow from use of alcoholic beverages.

Mary is growing big beer titties since she had her tummy tuck last year. All that beer she drinks no long goes to her butt or gutt, it goes directly to her titties

by Crusty@AV October 15, 2021