May 8

People born on this day are the weirdest and dont have any friends and have really bad breath always. They are a bucket dipper and a half .

Ewww they were def born on may 8th.

by mommybaby April 5, 2023

Michael May

Michael May is the type of guy that touches little kids and is ugly and fat.

Michael May touches little girls

by Lab on Jackson December 6, 2023

24 may

a day when a beautiful and cheerish person born! you will always happy and being grateful. People who born on this day will have a big luck and have a huge success in the future

24 may its my birthday
im born in jakarta, 24 may

by 7ydhe July 31, 2021

May 28

Petty and Disrespectful day
•Be the most pettiest person and disrespectful person that you always wanted to be.•

Girl 1: hey? What day is it?
Girl 2: it’s May 28 ya dummy
Girl 1: gotcha

by CationSp May 28, 2021

Ah-May-Zing

Outstanding performance by an individual. Side effects includes, shock, stroke and disbelief

Josh put on an impressive performance where he was Ah-May-Zing!

by Man with the plan and sandwich June 27, 2024

May 24th

Eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta day!

“𝘔𝘶𝘮 can we have some rigatoni pasta because it’s May 24th?”
“But you never eat pa-“
*You get the pasta yourself and eat”

by ilikemusicalslol December 7, 2020

May 30th

Shower with your girlfriend day

Oh man Sydney we should take a shower it's may 30th .

by anonymous May 30, 2024