Newton’s 4th law states that there can never be two pretty best friends, and it’s always one of them gotta be ugly.
Friend 1: Hey did you see Bokuto and Akaashi? They’re really pretty best friends
Friend 2: They can’t be best friends that’s impossible, remember Newton’s 4th law.
Friend 1: oh so they order desert?
Friend 2: Yes
Friend 2: They can’t be best friends that’s impossible, remember Newton’s 4th law.
Friend 1: oh so they order desert?
Friend 2: Yes
by halfgay November 1, 2020
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Girlfriend “hey are you ok”
Boyfriend “well I can’t get away from the girlfriend law it’s illegal, no I’m not”
Girlfriend *hugs, kisses(COVID safe actions) “better?”
Boyfriend “yes!”
Boyfriend “well I can’t get away from the girlfriend law it’s illegal, no I’m not”
Girlfriend *hugs, kisses(COVID safe actions) “better?”
Boyfriend “yes!”
by Jimmy knows November 3, 2020
Get the Girlfriend law mug.The premise that 1) Anything can be fixed by hitting it with a hammer, and 2) If you cannot fix the problem, you do not have a big enough hammer.
See also: Percussive Maintenance, Harmonic Persuasion.
See also: Percussive Maintenance, Harmonic Persuasion.
"It's The First Law of Engineering, Leonidas,” Granadica sent. “If you can’t fix it, you’re not using a big enough hammer.”
-Granadica in The Hot Gate, book three of the Troy Rising series by John Ringo
-Granadica in The Hot Gate, book three of the Troy Rising series by John Ringo
by Western_Rambler November 5, 2020
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Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
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by Land00 November 6, 2020
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"Herobrine is so lame, dude. How did it even catch on?"
"Ebola's law, my dude. Ebola's law."
"Fuck me, Gm_construct is unsettling. It makes for a good example of Ebola's law, though."
"Ebola's law, my dude. Ebola's law."
"Fuck me, Gm_construct is unsettling. It makes for a good example of Ebola's law, though."
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Get the New law mug.as an online discussion regarding fiction recommendations grows longer, the probability of Brandon Sanderson's Way of Kings being recommended approaches 1
"I asked on Reddit for books similar to Twilight and got 8 recommendations for the Way of Kings"
"Sanderson's Law in action my friend"
"Sanderson's Law in action my friend"
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