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Full Poop

A physical condition resulting from not ‘pushing brown’ on schedule and waiting up to 1.5 days to finally ‘drop heat’. This condition results in unwarranted grumpiness towards girlfriends due to the bowel expanding discomfort.

The important distinction of ‘Full Poop’ vs constipation is the awareness of why you feel like ass and also can’t drop the convo with Becky about why women are bad at spacial reasoning.
“I was at the farmers market in Caramel today berating my girlfriend and feeling like shit. Turns out, I got snuck up on by a ‘full poop’ and I actually not an asshole!
by HolyDiver6969 August 30, 2025
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Full-Time Motherfucker

Someone who wakes up and chooses to be a f***ing dog. Competing with themselves day in and out, no rest. Just a sick motherfucker working full time.
I see this guy in the gym everyday, sometimes even twice! He’s a full-time motherfucker!
by differentbreeddefinition December 27, 2020
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full flip

A vinyl record, that is so good, that you can listen to both sides of it without getting bored.
Hey man, have you got 36 Chambers by Wutang Clan on vinyl reord? That´s a real full flip!
by Lea420 March 16, 2018
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full of pussy

I walked into the room and it was full of pussy.
by garfunkleee June 16, 2022
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Going full Skuggan

Busting someones ball as hard as you can on a game of Golf With Your Friends
Oh no, Jamie is doing bad, he is going full Skuggan on us now.
by Bear42069 January 13, 2022
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Full Tilt

1. Dude, that guy’s mustang is a full tilt N/A build what a try hard

2. I might blow my subs going full tilt but anything for 150db
by IGIMSTOCK September 23, 2022
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Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).
According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.
by Hym Iam November 25, 2020
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