goat fuck

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
Similar to but more severe than goat rope.

The sales meeting started out Ok, then Chuck got up to speak and it went totally goat fuck.

by Q-Ball September 4, 2005

mercy fuck

fucking someone you really don't want to but you do it anyhow because you don't want to hurt their feelings.

even though I didn't like her I mercy fucked her so she wouldn't feel bad

by handle August 14, 2003

suck a fuck

A insulting command used in the greatest movie ever made, Donnie Darko.

elizabeth: "Why don't you suck a fuck"
donnie: "Tell me Elizabeth, how does one suck a fuck?"
elizabeth: "Do you want me to tell you?"

by Donnie Darko is my lover April 26, 2003

dog fucking

to be at work but not actually doing any work, at all. Another way of saying you/someone is lazy.

Tim: man, I havn't done a thing all day
Jim: you are such a dog fucker

Jim: Damit Tim will you do somthing, quit dog fucking

Tim: Im so tired and half cut, Im gona dog fuck all day

by kevyn r February 18, 2008

water fucking

Having sexual intercourse in water- whether a pool, lake, ocean, hot tub, etc.

Cindy and Glenn were water fucking last night in the hot tub.

by Jilina September 22, 2005

e-fuck

Electronic fucking. An alternative to having sex in person or virtual sex (becasue it is not yet available or not affordable), a person can engage in the act of "pretend" sex with another person through text via e-mail, web chat, forums, MSN Messanger, Facebook, Myspace, Urbandictionary, Craigslist, Twitter, etc.

Peter e-fucked Linda during lunch break and now the letter b & j on his keyboard are worn-out.

by Dr. Webford March 28, 2009

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by Emterra Enviormental July 5, 2018