Potato friend

1. A trifling person who acts like a friend, but instead shills their smelly oils and MLM based products down your throat.
2. A friend that retrieves potatoes.

Susan and Karen make the perfect pair of potato friends.

by Ohmygollywolly October 7, 2019

Real friend

Someone who will be there for you no matter what. Even if you patch them they won’t leave you, they'll talk to u 24/7 and they won’t leave your side.

Jimmy is a real friend to me

by Love your friends October 8, 2019

Clout friend

(Clout) chaser is a certain person who hangs it with regular people and try’s to act the cool one in the group they usually carry their phone with them to show that the have one. They use you to talk to people for them then takes all the game for it. Once you stop being their friend they start saying they are going to fight you but can’t the( dm) you to link but you don’t respond cause sum they will make a big deal out of it for (clout) they start talking about the stuff you did and how people « hated » you but don’t realize people hate them they often say you said you where tuff to them they lie and talk shit bout others

« Yo that girl is a clout friend don’t hang out wit her »
« Bruh she à clout friend I swear »
« Yao tarandeep à clout friend broooo »

by Torun colfer October 9, 2019

Friends with Benefits

two friends (typically one male one female) who can hookup/have sex without having an actual sexual relationship

“Hey, why did Charlie and Amelia hook up last night? They aren’t even dating!”

“Yeah dude, they’re friends with benefits”

by charlie.pflug May 17, 2018

Real Friends

None of the hoes I used to fuck with 😂

Rando : Got any real friends
Me : Nope

by anthonydavisjr January 1, 2020

Enemy's friend

Someone rejected for being the friend of an enemy, for having ties to an enemy, rather than for the reason the enemy was rejected.

The guy would reject other people with ties to the person he was rejecting in order to reject the person, it was just the way things went. Rejecting an enemy's friends with an enemy kept things simple.

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020

Best Friend

somebody that you love and know that you can be a total doofus around. they would never judge you (unless it's super funny) and they will be there when you are down in the dumps. you would probably refer to each other as Best friend

bff1- hey best friend. I'm sad
bff2- *buys literally everything you like to make you happy

by avegrace07 January 25, 2020