by Jimmy Me Boy April 2, 2015
Get the jesus fucking christ on a ritz cracker mug.(exclamation): An alternative form of the phrase "Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ," often used in response to intense anger, surprise, or joy by those who are more scientifically-oriented. Also used by those who have made the observation that tits are no more than blobs of fat on a woman's chest, and there's really no reason why men should be attracted to them.
"Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ Batman!" Robin exclaimed in exalting joy. "I believe the phrase is 'Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ,' and there's no reason for you to be yelling random expletives in the batcave--you remember what I said about using the Lord's name in vain" Batman wryly replied, a small smirk slowly sliding up his weathered cheeks. "Oh please, Batman," Robin replied, "that's so vulgar of you--we both know that 'titty' is such a silly word. And besides, what purpose is there in having sex with two lumps of fat? Shouldn't we just be honest about it? It's absurd." Robin stated very matter-of-factly. "Alright," Batman replied, "just don't come crying to me with your tightpants pulled clear up your ass when you go asking some girl if you can touch her lumps of fat."
by Jesus Tits December 12, 2008
Get the Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ mug.comes from year 12 english 2003, a very sensitive subject 4 many but wot is the tru story?we'l neva no, jesus was actually killed by a falling rock.there is also a 13th deciple who goes by the name of jacob.holy water is also brita filtered.and catholics r not ment 2 hav unprotected sex - bollox!
by sez and spin xx November 24, 2003
Get the live o - aka jesus! mug.A movement in which people take on the identity of Jesus Christ. That is they all say they are Jesus Christ and preach what they think will make the world a better place and gether deciples. They even have getherings of people who say there Jesus Christ.
This movement was started by a guy when he got the idea for it while he was sitting around smoking pot all day.
This movement was started by a guy when he got the idea for it while he was sitting around smoking pot all day.
Man 1: John and Jack both say there Jesus Christ.
Man 2: Yeah,there both in the I am Jesus Christ movement.
Man 2: Yeah,there both in the I am Jesus Christ movement.
by Deep blue 2012 June 14, 2010
Get the I am Jesus Christ movement mug.by Jabokiebean May 31, 2005
Get the pie jesu domine, dona eis requiem mug.Latin, from the Mass for the Dead. Conventionally translated as "Pious Lord Jesus, grant them rest." Can also be translated as "Good Lord, give them a break!"
by sidhe3141 March 8, 2021
Get the pie jesu domine, dona eis requiem mug.He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.
by planttreesplease January 24, 2015
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