Max Yakubovich Day 

An annual event where high school students gather to celebrate the gift of having Max Yakubovich present at a swim meet. An event worthy of fans dressing up and painting themselves while opponents cringe with fear.

"Why are you wearing a shirt with Max's name on it?"
"BECAUSE IT'S MAX YAKUBOVICH DAY!"

Max Yakubovich Day by Juwu8 June 3, 2012

valentine's day 

A fake holiday made up by Hallmark that makes people feel like they have to participate or otherwise they're a loser.

Valentine's Day sucks ass.

valentine's day by C & B February 15, 2004

Catch of the Day

The "Catch of the Day" is a two step process.

Step 1 -- Occurs when a male is in or at a Hampton summer share house (preferably the Bays or Westhampton), then he takes a dip in the pool wearing some nice swim trunks with netting liner, then while his body is underwater, he pulls back his trunks, thus freeing the netting liner, which acts like a pouch holding his exposed cock and balls.

Step 2 -- At this point, He calls one of the House whores to come poolside, and when she gets there, he propels his crotch upwards out of the water so the lucky girl can view the pearls of the deep -- i.e. the catch of the day.

DannyB in the pool at 4 Wild Cherry Lane: Hey Susie, come here check this out in the pool . . .

Susie: Danny, don't fuck around, I'm really hung over from drinking lemon drops and getting assfucked by some Guido at Summers last night.

DannyB: Check it out . . .(Dannyb's bottom half resurfaces) . . . IT'S THE CATCH OF THE DAY -- 2 FAT SCALLOPS AND A BABY SHRIMP!!!

Susie: Eww gross!! Barfff!!

DannyB: What? What I do?

Catch of the Day by DannyBonco March 23, 2007

ery day

A daily activity, often smoking marijuana or hustling contraband.

Smoke weed ery day.

ery day by xsni3 February 26, 2012

valentine's day 

AKA: Single's Awareness Day
Brought to you by senseless people everywhere who want to rub in the fact that they are "in love" and you are alone. This is just one more way popular people stomp on those of us who prefer a few close friends to 100s of acquaintences.

Rather than being happy with the flowers she received for Valentine's Day, she must go to everyone in the office and show them her flowers and the card so that everyone knows how special she is.
Meanwhile she has not bothered to consider the fact that her behavior is rude to people who are alone, who do not have flowers on their desk advertising that they are available.

valentine's day by ophiolite April 9, 2006

420 day 

April 20th. A great day for a 420.

Hey it's 420 day, lets go get stoned.

420 day by Fuzzy May 1, 2006

blowjob and sandwich day 

day before valentines day (February 13th)in which the female of the relationship provides oral pleasure to the mate. A sandwich of the mates choice is also required to be made either directly after or prior to said oral satisfaction so the mate may enjoy the both at one time.Blow job and a sandwich day is celebrated in the hopes of a decent valentines day for the female partner.

I cant believe you bought sheila that necklace for valentines day, wow that must have been the best blowjob and sandwich day ever!

blowjob and sandwich day by Jeffe Patrone October 3, 2007