Cranberry Cream Pie

When you are giving oral sex and vomit on the girl’s vagina.

Zac: did you have sex last night?
Hunter: nah I ate her out and yacked. Good old fashioned cranberry cream pie.

by Nshim September 9, 2021

Ice cream

A cool dessert that comes from heaven

That ice cream was so yummy! It tasted like it was from heaven!

by Princess Karen September 10, 2021

Hate Creamed

When the homophobic bully in high school beats you and calls you slurs in front of his friends but then barebacks you in the public bathroom stall

Jeremy, the football captain Hate Creamed me after that really tough game.

by sloppydadbitties September 17, 2021

Cream pie

When you come in the girls vagina and it’s super creamy

I gave that bdussy a cream pie

by Abcumlla September 18, 2021

The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 20, 2021

The artesian ice cream machine

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone

“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 21, 2021

Berries and Cream

Involves a man cumming, then a woman smearing it on his testicles and sucking it off.

“Edith hath decided to perform the berries and cream on me last evening.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”

by Nomenclature… September 21, 2021