Swiss cheese

Used to describe a horrible goalie.

EA Sports Hockey League goalies are such Swiss cheese.

by mattdude255 September 4, 2016

cheese whore

1. A socialite who attends fancy parties for the sole purpose of eating cheese.
2. A socialite who attends parties for the purpose of picking up rich men and eating fancy cheeses.
3. A fat pregnant woman who has big milk tits

What's this party coming to? All these damn cheese whores and I can't find a slice of Brie!
Man look at that hot preggers girl, I would f*** her so hard that cheese whore would make me some damn cheese!
Cheese whores always coming in wanting cheese and picking up on rich guys.

by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012

Grilled Cheese

Grilled cheese: when your hittin it from he back and your about to cum so you yell “I’m gonna CHEESE” as you pull a bottle of easy cheese out yo ass, spray it on her ass slap your dick on the cheese and make her suck it off.

I’m gonna go pull a grilled cheese in your sister, brb.

by Ohstepbro September 23, 2019

Cheese Graters

when girl has braces and she is giving a guy head, and she rips the skin off of the guys dick like when a cheese grater cuts cheese.

"Bro last night Cara gave me head!"
"Doesn't she have cheese graters?"

by RichardV123 May 9, 2009

Age the Cheese

When a uncircumcised male partner allows smegma (cheese) to build up in his foreskin and presses or docks his foreskin to a partners anus to allow them to express flatulence (fart), inflating the foreskin and mixing the flatus with the smegma. The mixture of gasses and smegma creates a stench and alters the smegma in a way the resembles aged cheese - according to those who taste it afterwards.

I ain't bathed in 6 days, baby and you are sounding' mighty gassy. Get over here and pucker your sweet asshole to daddy's uncut pecker so we can age the cheese.. and bring the crackers.

by ipiwtd August 25, 2011

welfare cheese

MULTI COLORED 5 POUND FOIL WRAPPED ODDS AND ENDS SQUARE LOAF OF HEAVEN. BEST GRILLED CHEESE EVER!

There is no better grilled cheese sandwich than one made with welfare cheese. If you were never poor and don't know what I'm talking about, so sorry for your affluence, for it has deprived you of one of life's most affordable and decadent indulgences!

by sistakali888 October 23, 2015

Cheese Grilled

Cheese (Unknown Origin) & Grill (Unknown Origin)

1. Cheese Grill, Is The Feral Act Of Having Intercourse, And Then During, Urinating Inside Of Her/Him.

2. Grilling The Mix Of Urine And Poo, Into a Sandwhich.

Silas: "Dude, I Really Needed Pee, When I Was In Laura

Riki: "EWW MAN THATS RANK"

Anthony: "Shoulda' Cheese Grilled Her"

by AntzFTW June 30, 2009