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Kentucky Blow Torch

1. Drink a bunch of moonshine
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.
Dude, Tammy Rae gave me the best Kentucky Blow Torch last night!
by natronbomb December 22, 2014
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Dutch Blow Job

Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.
Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.
by CatFishSandwitch May 22, 2024
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Blow Crab

BLOW CRAB is when her pussy is so hairy and full of crabs that you turn around and blow a fart in to the hair and blow the crabs out so you can fuck her
Before I tucked her, I had to do the blow crab.
by Baskin21 June 15, 2025
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blow the monkey

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.
I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!
by RrrrasdfasdflRoroBinkins November 16, 2019
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blow

Nigerian pidgin slang meaning To make it in life with loads of cash & money. Sometimes this comes with fame.
That my guy don Blow
If i Blow, i go spend on my number 1s
by naomiK July 26, 2021
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Pleasantville Blow Dryer

Also known as a PBD, is when a man bends over and farts milk into a girls ass, this is also called a farty milk transplant.
I just did a Pleasantville Blow Dryer on your mom last night.
by dom g goochi September 2, 2025
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Blow Plop

Yo, I just finished getting a Blow Plop from my partner!
by Phrogman March 18, 2024
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